Okay, so… I sort of have no job again. :/ In the meantime, I would like to offer up fanfic commissions. $5 guarantees you 1000 words, $10 guarantees you 2000 words, etc.
My best fandoms (imo): Dir en grey, Jrock, Supernatural (show or RPF), Sherlock (show or RPF), Star Trek (new movies or next gen), Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Avengers, Iron Man (all other fandoms, please ask! You never know what I might be able to do!)
Things I won't do? - I won't write your mary sue fucking a show character, I tried that and it creeped me right the fuck out. I won't write vomit porn. My Little Pony (I can't… I just… my childhood, man. Though, relatively speaking, I'm a cheap whore, so pay me enough and I'll probably do it anyway.)
Things I will do? - Uh… was it not on that list above? Great, then I will do it. Here's a hint… I love writing smut. Just sayin'.
Who the hell are you anyway? - I'm cadkitten basically everywhere. If the fandom is listed above, I've likely infiltrated you already. archiveofourown.org/users/cadk…
How would I pay you? - Paypal would be the easiest way. And beyond that… I accept cash at your own risk, but if I don't get the payment, you don't get the fic.
How do I submit a commission request? - Send me an ask here, a PM on LJ (cadkitten there too), or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org (subject line: commission please)